A tachyon

Who's there?

Knock, knock

Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Because it was on the other side.

The bartender says, “Go home. We don’t serve faster-than-light-particles here.”

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Why do tachyons program in assembly?

Because it's faster then C

Tacky on you, that outfit is!

Tacky on who?

[Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon)

Who's there?

Knock, knock!

Perplex Numbers

I was talking to my physics professor the other day, and some theoretical work he did with tachyons came up. A tachyon travels faster than light, and in order to use some of the math from special relativity, one had to define what he called "perplex numbers"--numbers with negative absolute value. He...

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