Schrodinger's Cat Jokes - 14 Hilarious Schrodinger's Cat Jokes

I identify as Schrodinger's cat

My pronouns are is/isn't.

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat

She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure if it was there or not.

Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree

He's wanted dead and alive

Have you seen "Schrodinger's Cat the Movie"?

It doesn't have any showing times. You buy a ticket but won't know if it is playing or not until you walk into the theater.

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure...

So I took a trip to the library to see if they
had a copy.

The librarian said that my description rang a
bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

I ran the double slit experiment a dozen times with two of Schrodinger's cats.

Now my lab is full of interfering kittens..

Everyone's heard of Schrodinger's cat, but have you heard of Doppler's cat

mmmmmeeeeEEEEEOOOOWwwwww

Why shouldn't you bother Schrodinger's Cat at a party?

It's having a lot of fun in limbo

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

I feel bad for Schrodinger's cat

But at the same time I don't

Schrodinger's Cat is depressed

Cat: No one came to my birthday party/funeral

Nerdy physics and psychology joke thought I'd share.

I heard that there is a new novel out about Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog going on an adventure but I couldn't remember the name. Sounded good so I decided to go down to the library to see if they've got it. Looked around and couldn't see it so I asked the librarian if they have it in, she repl...

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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Descartes are driving, and get pulled over.

Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

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Mo' Engineer vs Zen master

**One**

Engineer: My heart is filled with depression

Zen master: Young man, your depression is trivial like a single line on a paper, there are still a lot of space you can fill the paper with.

The engineer drew a Peano curve.

**Two**

Engineer: Master, they say I a...

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