Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Werner Heisenberg, Georg Ohm, Galileo Galilei, Max Planck, and Louis de Broglie were carpooling to work...

...when they got pulled over for speeding. However, when the police officer tried to ask them how fast they were going, he couldn't get a straight answer, and the group was so rowdy that they had to be brought in for questioning.

So all 7 of them are taken to the police station, and individua...

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I measure my penis in Planck lengths...

And I still can't get wood.

Planck's constant walks into a bar...

Planck's constant walks into a bar and orders dessert.

The bartender is a little surprised by this, but happens to have a couple desserts on hand.

"I can't decide," says Planck's constant. "Whenever I walk into a bar I feel divided by two pies."

What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

What did the subatomic quantum pirate say to the theoretical physicist?

Walk the Planck

Why did the scientist have such strong abs?

Because he kept his Planck’s constant

What’s a quantum physicist’s favorite trend?


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I wish my penis was smaller.

Then I could finally disprove the Planck length.

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