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The Astronomer

An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the
same lecture night after night.  He confided this state of mind to his
chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination.  The chauffeur
expressed a similar boredom in his line of work.
     "I've got it!" sa...

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Mickey Mouse decided he wanted a divorce...

He went to a divorce lawyer and explained why he wanted to end his marriage to Minnie Mouse.

The lawyer reviewed the story and said "I don't really think your wifes mental instability is a reason to leave her."

Mickey then replied "I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was fucking Goo...

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