I've just joined the Jehovah's Observers.

It's like being a Jehovah's Witness but we don't like to get involved.

I prefer to think of myself as a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair.

Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word.

Three men are standing at the train station.

They are talking to each other and they don’t even notice that the train already came and is now already moving. They all run towards the door, and two of them manage to jump on the train, but the third one stays on the platform. An observer comes to the man and says: “wow, your friends are fast!” T...

The Boston Zoo had a large problem.

The Boston Zoo had a very large problem. Their most popular attraction, a gorilla named Jamie, had died unexpectedly in the night. Ticket sales were projected to plummet if this gorilla couldn’t be seen, so the zoo manager decided to hire a man to dress up in a gorilla costume and pretend to be Jami...

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A man observes a long funeral procession...

A hearse followed immediately behind a man waking a pit bull. Beyond them also walked a line of nearly 300 men. The observer's curiosity got the best of him and he solemnly approaches the man walking the dog and says, "I'm really sorry to disturb you during this difficult time but I just have to kno...

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