Where do meteorologists save their wheather predictions?

In the cloud.

Meteorologist

Why do women hate sleeping with meteorologists?
They say to expect 4-8 inches and you only get 2

A Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Meteorologist are at a bar.

At some point later that night they reached a 2nd bar. The meteorologist turned and looked at the doctor and lawyer saying; this is too much pressure for me right now.

Lesson in History The king wanted to go fishing and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way they met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and the king asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

The king r...

I only have luck dating meteorologists...

They only expect 3 to 5 inches

Meteorologist

If you attacked a meteorologist with a lime green morph suit no one would realize what's going on.

A Meteorologist working with the National Weather Service goes to his boss...

He says, “Boss, I need a transfer out of Florida. Please send me anywhere but Florida.”

The boss says, “Well, why’s that Bill? What’s wrong with Florida?”

The meteorologist says, “The weather in Florida just doesn’t agree with me.”

Why was the meteorologist so stressed?

The job is full of high pressure.

Meteorologists have forecast snow throughout the US for the entire year of 2018

Flake news

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It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter...

It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter. Raised in the ways of the modern world, the chief had never been taught the old secrets and had no way of knowing whether the winter would be cold or mild. To be on the safe side, he advised ...

I’m writing a musical about a meteorologist who wants to quit his job

It’s called Weather or Not.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

Why did the Canadian meteorologists lose to the American meteorologists in basketball?

Because it was unfair in height

How are meteorologists like guys on Tinder?

They promise you 12+ in, but you only get 4.

Inspired by today's "storm" in New England. Stay safe out there!

Why can't doctors work with meteorologists?

They're always under the weather.

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A young Native American boy is listening to his dad...

talk about how to read the skies, in order to know how much wood is needed for the winter. Being the youngest of two boys, as well as his older brother being the apple of his fathers eye, he knows he won't be made chief, so he saw no point in learning it. A few years later, a tradegy strikes the tri...

What does a politician and a meteorologist have in common?

You won't lose your job if you are wrong.

Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?

The losers got precipitation trophies.

A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling.

When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."

I asked a meteorologist whether or not it would rain.

He said, "I don't know its up in the air".

We're getting 5 inches of snow tonight

6.5 inches if it's male meteorologist that forecasts.

An Indian chief goes to the village shaman...

An Indian chief goes to the village shaman and asks him if this year's winter will be harsh. The shaman thinks about the question for a while, does his thing and says "oh yeah, it will be a terrible winter"

So the village stockpiles everything they can as to survive the terrible winter. Winte...

An Indian tribal chief

decided to call his local National Weather Service office to see what kind of winter was expected. The forecaster replied, "Well, it looks like it will be cold." So the chief gathered his tribe together and warned them that the winter would be cold, so they needed to start collecting fire wood.
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Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds

But gastroenterologists take shit seriously

Did you hear about the urologist that was eaten by a bear?

He was a meteorologist.

A Native American asked his chief about the coming winter

"How bad will this winter be?" He asked.

"It is good to be prepared. Get some firewood ready" replied the chief.

The chief then called his friend in the national weather service to ask him. " How bad will this winter be?"

The meteorologist said "this will be a pretty cold winter...

Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...

But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.

What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract?

One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist.

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