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Erwin Jokes

You hear about the time Erwin Schrödinger got pulled over?

Since Dr. Schrödinger was driving a little erratically, the cop asked to search his car. He opened the trunk and found a dead cat inside. Repulsed, the cop shouts “Hey buddy, you know you got a dead cat in here?” Schrödinger retorts: “Well, I do now!”

Albert Einstein, Erwin Schroedinger, and Richard Feynman walk into a bar.

Richard Feynman says: “It seems we are inside a joke”.

Albert Einstein says: “We are only inside a joke relative to the Reddit users, Dr. Feynman”.

Scrhoedinger says: “If someone’s gonna look through that window I’m outta here!”

TIL that Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger suffered from a debilitating bowel condition that would often result in him soiling himself unexpectedly.

However, it was impossible for him to tell when he had had an accident, and lived in a perpetual state of both being soiled and unsoiled simultaneously.

This became known as Schrodinger's Scat.

Did you know that Erwin Schrodinger's funeral was closed casket?

He was buried (|Dead> + |Alive>) / sqrt(2)

I lost my cat

If found, please return him, dead and alive.

Thanks,

Sincerely,
Erwin Shrodinger.

After spending so much time using his phone on the toilet...

Erwin forgot whether or not he had actually relieved himself yet. Loosely gripping the paper, he wipes in search of evidence. The results come back negative. He thinks to himself, "perhaps it was just cleaner than the others". If he looks down now, will he find the log floating in the porcelain lake...

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