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Psychoanalysts Jokes

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How many Psychoanalysts does it take to change a Penis

Lightbulb! Lightbulb, not penis lightbulb

3 Psychoanalysts walk into a bar

Bartender says: we have every beer from around the world. What can I get you fellas?

Sigmund Freud says: I’ll have an Austrian lager in a pint glass

Carl Jung says: I’ll have a Swiss lager also in a pint glass

Bartender looks at the third guy and says: where you from buddy?
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How many Psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

One to change the light bulb and another to hold the penis... **I mean mother!** I mean the step-ladder.

I never knew my real ladder!

How do psychoanalysts greet each other?

“You’re fine. How am I?”

Two Psychoanalysts

Are walking towards each other down a street. As they approach each other, one psychiatrist says "Well hello!" The other replies, "Good day to you!"

Both psychiatrists continue past each other and think to themselves: "Hmmm....I wonder what he meant by that?"

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