What do physicists say when they spot a dreamy new wave function?

Psi.

A group of physicists held a beach party. They had fun so made it an annual event.

It's becoming a really popular wave function.

Santa is entangled

Eureka! I have it. Santa's wave function is entangled with the wave functions of all non-naughty kids and all presents. Observation on Christmas morning collapses the wave function, so presents appear instantaneously under the trees of all good kids. No violation of relativity in Santa's travel. ...

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