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Why is a Geiger counter like mature porn?

You get a lot of clicks when your junk's decaying.

I was confused about how to use a Geiger counter

But then one day it just clicked

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How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?

Use a Geiger counter

*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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