Scarves Jokes - 9 Hilarious Scarves Jokes

Apparently scarves are the most dangerous form of winter clothing.

The least dangerous are sweater vests. They’re completely armless

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

It looks like the boa cons tricked her!

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A man was spotted carrying several stolen flannel shirts and scarves, as well as two gallons of cider

when stopped by police the man claimed that he was "just a Fall guy"

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You know what's the worst part about giving a magician a blowjob?

Spitting out all the scarves.

The scarf store

A guy walks in to a scarf shop and asks what kind of scarves they sell.

The owner replies "we have wool ones inside and cashmere outside, how bout dat?"

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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A kid walks in on his parents taking a shower...

He hears them saying to one another: "Honey, you have big balls." "Babe, you have big tits".

The boy asks, "Mom, dad, what are tits and balls?"

His parents reply, "Oh, uhhh... that's just another way of saying hats and scarves, now go play." So the kid goes off to play.

Later...

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.

He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

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