A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remov...
A priest out for a walk comes across a boy tied to a tree
The priest says, "oh you poor boy, what on earth has happened to you?" The boy says, "I was just walking home when these 2 men grabbed me, tied me up and did terrible things to me." The priest loosens his cassock and says, "It's not your lucky day is it?"