I went to this really cool restaurant where they gave out free bandanas with the meals

My girlfriend didn't like it though. She kept saying stuff like, "You're embarrassing me" and "Please take that napkin off your head."

Why do you spell 'bandana' with a D?

Because to do so without it is 'bananas'

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I found this joke on a handwritten note is tesco.

So thank you kind joker.

What's the best way to make a bandana?

Stick your d in the middle of a banana.

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