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My little brother made this joke up when he was about 10: Although Japanese people used to wear kimonos...

Nowadays you often see them wearing Ja-pants.

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If the coronavirus were to come from somewhere in Japan, what do think Trump would call it?

Probably the kimono-virus.

I hosted a costume party a while back

I understood most of the costumes, but there was one guy with a rainbow clown wig, a captain America shield, an invisible dog, and a kimono. I must've sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure it out, but nothing made sense. So I went up to ask him directly.

Me: "Hey, nice costume"

Him...

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I once told a girl her "traditional" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku.

She said "Gofukurself."

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