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I once told a girl her "traditional" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku.

She said "Gofukurself."

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An old business tycoon marries a young supermodel but knows his jealousy will eventually, get the better of him…

So everyday, the tycoon; Mr Green, rings up his new wife from his office on the top floor of his international corporation headquarters in the city to their penthouse apartment in the suburbs. And everyday, regular as clockwork the wife answers, slightly out of breath and always surprised to hear hi...

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What do you call a monitor lizard who lives in Japan?

A Kimono dragon.

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