What do you call a monitor lizard who lives in Japan?
A Kimono dragon.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
My little brother made this joke up when he was about 10: Although Japanese people used to wear kimonos...
Nowadays you often see them wearing Ja-pants.
I hosted a costume party a while back
I understood most of the costumes, but there was one guy with a rainbow clown wig, a captain America shield, an invisible dog, and a kimono. I must've sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure it out, but nothing made sense. So I went up to ask him directly.
Me: "Hey, nice costume"