“Father, why do we wear these shawls on our head?”
“To keep the harsh sun off our scalp” He answers.
“What about these long robes father?”
“To protect us from the blistering wind that carries stinging sand.” Father says patiently.
“And our sandals?”
“To shield our ...
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A Jew goes to the cleaners
A Jew goes to the cleaners to get his tallis (prayer shawl) cleaned and he sees that the store is under new non-Jewish management. He goes up to the guy behind the counter.
"The previous owner always gave me a special price when he cleaned my tallis. Will you honor his price?"
The "geeky" kid in the grade asked the "hot" girl to the prom. Much to his and everyone's surprise, she said yes. While there, she knows she can get him to do anything. And so upon seeing the long buffet line, she asked him to go get her a plate of food. He happily agrees, and while he's gone to get...
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my choice of attire
Just got a text saying "It's shawl over!"
A Scottish couple, were getting their child christened
Halfway through, The minister glances at the father and says, 'Your daughter's name?'
The father whispered, “Spindona.”The minister thought the name a bit odd, but he went ahead and christened the baby Spindona.
As he did so, baby's mother burst into tears and the father furiously ...
A war veteran is lost in the rural deserts of Afghanistan.
A war veteran is lost in the rural deserts of Afghanistan, eager for just a single drink of water. As he's roaming through the country's rugged terrain, he spots in the distance what appears to be a vendor running a small stand. Figuring that there is no one else in the vicinity, he decides to go to...