My girlfriend broke up with me because of my choice of attire
Just got a text saying "It's shawl over!"
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An Arab boy is speaking with his father.
“Father, why do we wear these shawls on our head?”
“To keep the harsh sun off our scalp” He answers.
“What about these long robes father?”
“To protect us from the blistering wind that carries stinging sand.” Father says patiently.
“And our sandals?”
“To shield our ...
A war veteran is lost in the rural deserts of Afghanistan.
A war veteran is lost in the rural deserts of Afghanistan, eager for just a single drink of water. As he's roaming through the country's rugged terrain, he spots in the distance what appears to be a vendor running a small stand. Figuring that there is no one else in the vicinity, he decides to go to...
A Scottish couple, were getting their child christened
Halfway through, The minister glances at the father and says, 'Your daughter's name?'
The father whispered, “Spindona.”The minister thought the name a bit odd, but he went ahead and christened the baby Spindona.
As he did so, baby's mother burst into tears and the father furiously ...
The "geeky" kid in the grade asked the "hot" girl to the prom. Much to his and everyone's surprise, she said yes. While there, she knows she can get him to do anything. And so upon seeing the long buffet line, she asked him to go get her a plate of food. He happily agrees, and while he's gone to get...
A man is walking down the street in Dublin when he hears a woman screaming and detects a faint smell of burning in the air.
He runs down the street and around a corner and sees a huge group of people standing watching a blazing building. On the tenth floor of the building a woman, clutching a bundle to her chest, is leaning out of a window screaming for someone to save her baby. The man steps forward and calls up ...
A man walks into a synagogue with a dog...
A man walks into a synagogue with a dog. The Rabbi comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, this is a House of Worship; you can't bring your dog in here."
"What do you mean," says the man, "this is a Jewish dog! Look."
The Rabbi looks carefully and sees, that in the same way that a St. B...