Hijab Jokes

It's their free choice between wearing them or getting stoned to death.

Should have gone to Burka king.

I grew up in a fairly religious household and my parents are both practicing, despite that the hijab was never really something we talked about. My mom keeps a dupatta and wears hijab and burqa when she goes outside but she never taught me to wear it or ever enforced it on me. Recently, I started we... read more

Hijabs

So many blanket statements.

I said, ”Sure. But I don’t think that’s how it’s pronounced”.

She asks the clerk " Hi, how much is that pink Television?" the clerk replies "Sorry, but we don't sell to blondes". She screams discrimination but eventually accepts defeat and walks out.She dyes her hair black, wears sunglasses and goes back the next day, "What's the price for that pink Television... read more

It's a dirty hijab, but someone's gotta do it.

Not only can they attack with their low jabs, they can attack with their hijabs.

Q: What did the employed Muslim say to the unemployed atheist?

A: Get a hijab

Cuz she quit hijab.