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Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs.

It's their free choice between wearing them or getting stoned to death.

I'm sick and tired of debating people about burqas, niqābs and hijabs etc.

So many blanket statements.

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What is a Japanese guy wearing a burqa (hijab) called?

A ninja

A Muslim lady was denied entrance into Mcdonalds today until she removes her hijab....

Should have gone to Burka king.

About wearing the hijab...(x-post from /r/Islam)

I grew up in a fairly religious household and my parents are both practicing, despite that the hijab was never really something we talked about. My mom keeps a dupatta and wears hijab and burqa when she goes outside but she never taught me to wear it or ever enforced it on me. Recently, I started we...

A stunning beauty in hijab passed by me and my friend

He asked what would you give her score ?

Answering 9/11 was probably not the answer he expected.

How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance?

Hijabs

An Arab girl asked me if I wanted a hijab..

I said, ”Sure. But I don’t think that’s how it’s pronounced”.

A blonde walks into an appliance store.

She asks the clerk " Hi, how much is that pink Television?" the clerk replies "Sorry, but we don't sell to blondes". She screams discrimination but eventually accepts defeat and walks out.She dyes her hair black, wears sunglasses and goes back the next day, "What's the price for that pink Television...

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[NSFW] Muslim girls don't give blowjobs

They give Hijabs

I make a living cleaning Muslim women's head coverings.

It's a dirty hijab, but someone's gotta do it.

Muslim women are the best fighters.

Not only can they attack with their low jabs, they can attack with their hijabs.

A walk in the park

A Muslim man was walking in a park with his 5 wives. All of his wives were in hijab.

A little boy was playing with a ball in the same park. Inadvertently, the boy hits his ball towards the Muslim man. The man smiles and says "You can take the ball".
Just a glance of this Muslim man made t...

Why was the middle eastern woman unemployed?

Cuz she quit hijab.

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

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