Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs.

It's their free choice between wearing them or getting stoned to death.

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What is a Japanese guy wearing a burqa (hijab) called?

A ninja

A stunning beauty in hijab passed by me and my friend

He asked what would you give her score ?

Answering 9/11 was probably not the answer he expected.

A Muslim lady was denied entrance into Mcdonalds today until she removes her hijab....

Should have gone to Burka king.

An Arab girl asked me if I wanted a hijab..

I said, ”Sure. But I don’t think that’s how it’s pronounced”.

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"We are the most diverse and progressive office in the country!"

A white man of about 35 sat down in the manager's office, ready for his interview. He was applying for a job as a chemical engineer, trying to engineer cleaner catalytic converters for cars.

"So, welcome to Cleaner Industries! We are the most diverse and progressive office in the country!" sa...

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[NSFW] Muslim girls don't give blowjobs

They give Hijabs

About wearing the hijab...(x-post from /r/Islam)

I grew up in a fairly religious household and my parents are both practicing, despite that the hijab was never really something we talked about. My mom keeps a dupatta and wears hijab and burqa when she goes outside but she never taught me to wear it or ever enforced it on me. Recently, I started we...

How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance?

Hijabs

A blonde walks into an appliance store.

She asks the clerk " Hi, how much is that pink Television?" the clerk replies "Sorry, but we don't sell to blondes". She screams discrimination but eventually accepts defeat and walks out.She dyes her hair black, wears sunglasses and goes back the next day, "What's the price for that pink Television...

I make a living cleaning Muslim women's head coverings.

It's a dirty hijab, but someone's gotta do it.

Muslim women are the best fighters.

Not only can they attack with their low jabs, they can attack with their hijabs.

What does a pot smoking boxer and a Muslim woman have in common?

A Hijab

Why was the middle eastern woman unemployed?

Cuz she quit hijab.

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