Scandinavian Jokes

It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway.

By crossing the Finnish line!

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Because it’s really Sweden there.

Cause they have Finns

A snorewegian

So they can Scandinavian

Nordick

A Scandinavian woman get to the hospital to give birth. When time come the doctor tell the woman: now push! But since Scandinavian women are strong and built, the baby shoot past the doctor onto the wall an smash to death.

Next year the woman come back to give birth and this time they are pre... read more

A Finnish hymn.

Finnish Hymn!

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...

You know the rest. You’ve read it here before.

It’s a really just a “Saab story.”

What’s the difference between Norway and Sweden?



Sweden has a nice neighbor.

No, he simply vanished into Finnair

Norse code

Nobody can really remember much of what happened after that.

Snjort.

So they evolved to be incredibly hot

He wished he'd never been Björn.

More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.

Norway I'd make this up!

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

A Nor-vegan!

Ole and Lars were business partners and good friends. One day Lars started off for work and discovered he'd forgotten his tools. Returning home, he looked around for his wife, Lena, and finally found her in the bedroom. To his surprise, she was on the bed with no clothes on. "Vat in the vorld are yo... read more

Why are Swedish frigates built with barcodes?

So everyone can Scandinavian.

You don't let him Finnish

The bartender looks up and asks, "Is this a joke?"

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!

Edit: whoops I meant Norwegian Navy

Edit 2: Thanks to commenters I have links to other people who have posted this joke! I haven’t been around very long so I didn’t know, go give them an upvote as well if you’d like!

2015:... read more

I said “There’s Norway you’d go Oslo as that.”

I don't know the gnomenclature.

"Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

The swede won.

So they can Scandinavian.

So they can Scandinavian.

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Back in college...

I'll never forget back when I was in college. There was this guy.. he had a long Scandinavian name, none of us could pronounce it, so we just called him Oe. Anyway, Oe and I were in fencing class together, we thought it would be an easy A.

Now Oe, he was a big guy, ... read more

When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

Luigi read a big book of Norwegian ethnography before the visit. Wario read a big book about Father Christmas. Mario read a big book about Scandinavian languages.

They had a great time meeting Father Christmas and visiting the workshops, where they spent a little time watching the elves doin... read more

As he’s walking around, amongst all the Chinese shops he spots a bakery called “Hans Olufsen’s Bakery”. Feeling curious, he walks in. Inside he sees an all Chinese staff, with several Chinese pastries on display. Even more curious, he notices the guy who looks like the manager and talks to him:
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PS: Read with strong Scandinavian accent for best effect.

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There were two moose who were flying. Then it said one:

"You have a bun in your eye!"

"What?" Answered the other.

"You have a bun in the eye!"

"What?"

"You have a bun in your eye."... read more

So they can Scandinavian.

(Sorry, my personal favourite joke)

If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it… Scandinavian

these are the Scandinavians.

A guy loves telling jokes about Scandinavians.

One day, his friend tells him, "You need to stop making jokes about Scandinavians. You're coming across as racist."

"Well, what kind of jokes should I tell instead?" asks the first guy.

"Tell jokes about generically ethnic people. T... read more