Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Why could the nordic olympian not finish the race?

He didn't have permission to cross the Finnish line.

My book on Nordic cultures is taking a long time to write

I don’t think I’ll ever make it to the Finnish.

What did the Nordic man do when he first logged onto Facebook?

He went on a liking spree.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland.
Once you're a citizen, that's it!
You're Finnish! It's over.

Books I’d recommend

‘Excel in Maths’ by Cal Q. Luss

’Marine Giants’ by Meg LeDonne

‘DIY Automotive Repair’ by Carly King

‘Orchestral Percussion’ by Tim Penny

‘I Got Away With a Minor Crime’ by Jay Walker

‘Nordic Vodka’ by Finn Landia

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Last summer, I traveled to europe for a 2 week vacation..

On the last night, I decided to go to a club for some action. As I approached the entrance, there was nothing more amazing i'd seen in those last 2 weeks than the bouncer. He was buffed up at least 4 inches taller than me, had long hair, a braided beard, hell he looked like a viking. Surprisingly, h...

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A Finnish WWII air force verteran was about to give a talk to an American high school.

He was stereotypically Nordic: pale skin, fair hair, and a heavy accent.


He introduced himself and began with a vivid description of his first dogfight in the Lapland War. "Literally the moment after we take off and got through the fog we saw them. Eight pesky Fokkers were spread out an...

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