So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.
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A Trans-Nordic race was planned to pass through Norway, Sweden, and Finland, ending at the Russian border.
But everyone stopped at the Finnish line instead.
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Why are Nordic languages so hard to understand?
English: A dog.
Swedish: What?
English: The dog.
English: Two dogs.
Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.
German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too!
English: No, go away.
Swedish: No one invited you.
German: Der Hund.
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So three nordic people walk into a bar
Actually I don't wanna finnish this joke
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Four Nordic men with terrible memories took a trip.
Four Nordic men with terrible memories, Finn, Mark, Lan, and Svee, took a trip.
Together, they travelled far and wide - they sipped wine under the Eiffel tower, climbed Kilimanjaro, met elephants in Thailand, saw the Hollywood sign in California, road tripped across the US, and ended up in Ne...
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Why could the nordic olympian not finish the race?
He didn't have permission to cross the Finnish line.
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My book on Nordic cultures is taking a long time to write
I don’t think I’ll ever make it to the Finnish.
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What did the Nordic man do when he first logged onto Facebook?
He went on a liking spree.
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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?
A Sven diagram!
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Mortal Kombat
Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song? Well it's technically a Finnish hymn
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Books I’d recommend
‘Excel in Maths’ by Cal Q. Luss
’Marine Giants’ by Meg LeDonne
‘DIY Automotive Repair’ by Carly King
‘Orchestral Percussion’ by Tim Penny
‘I Got Away With a Minor Crime’ by Jay Walker
‘Nordic Vodka’ by Finn Landia
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A group of Irish friends arrive on vacation in the Caribbean.
Being typical Irish, the first thing they do after checking in and dropping off their luggage is to find a nice-looking bar and get a drink. In the bar, they meet a group of attractive Nordic ladies, proceed to join tables and get to doing some serious drinking together.
A few rounds in, thin...
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Last summer, I traveled to europe for a 2 week vacation..
On the last night, I decided to go to a club for some action. As I approached the entrance, there was nothing more amazing i'd seen in those last 2 weeks than the bouncer. He was buffed up at least 4 inches taller than me, had long hair, a braided beard, hell he looked like a viking. Surprisingly, h...
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A Finnish WWII air force verteran was about to give a talk to an American high school.
He was stereotypically Nordic: pale skin, fair hair, and a heavy accent.
He introduced himself and began with a vivid description of his first dogfight in the Lapland War. "Literally the moment after we take off and got through the fog we saw them. Eight pesky Fokkers were spread out an...
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