Because they'd sound funny if they ended in toboggan.
What do you call a Slavic Tree?
A Dimitree :)
A frog mother takes her children to register for a Polish daycare...
The man at the door says that he can not allow her child to register for the day care without the proper identifcation. "You see this is a Polish daycare only for the slavic people we do not let anyone in if they do not have any Polish blood in them." The mother unsure of her ancenstry leaves det...
A lot of East Slavic peoples lives must be pretty fast paced....
...I mean, most of them are always Russian
What Do You Call a Slavic Man Running
What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains?
A Suicide Squat