Why do Slavic names end in ski?

Because they'd sound funny if they ended in toboggan.

What do you call a Slavic Tree?

A Dimitree :)

A lot of East Slavic peoples lives must be pretty fast paced....

...I mean, most of them are always Russian

What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains?

A Suicide Squat

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