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Icelandic Jokes

What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive?

A Fjord

"What does an Icelandic dog say?"

"Bjork! Bjork!"

What does an Icelandic dogs bark sound like?

Björk

A man goes to an Icelandic friend’s funeral and asks the widow:

"Do you mind if I say a word?"

She says: "Please do."

The man clears his throat, gazes at the crowd, and says: "Heimurinn”

The widow smiles and says: "Thanks, that means the world to me.”

I read that the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a 'Z' in it.

How do the people there sleep at night?

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes?

The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.

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There is a danish guy, a icelandic guy and a german guy.

They are all very patriotic. One day, out of pure love for their country, they each make a meme related to their country. The danish guy makes a stepping on lego meme, the icelandic guy makes a we are number one meme and the german guy makes a nazi meme. Since they all made the memes because they lo...

What's the best thing about Icelandic winters?

It's their hot springs.

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland

Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?

An Icelander takes a trip to Norway but is worried because he doesn't speak the language.

His friend assures him that this shouldn't be a problem: just speak very slowly and the Norwegians will understand you perfectly fine. Once in Oslo the Icelander goes to a bar and tries to order a beer in very slow Icelandic:

"I... want... a... beer."

The bartender gives him a beer. It...

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I know that "adios" means "bye" in Spanish, "au revoir" is "bye" in French, and "ciao" is "see you later" in Italian, but I've always wondered how you say "bye" in Japanese, Russian, and Icelandic.

I guess you could say I'm bye curious.

Hotels in Reykjavik are 300 dollars a night? Why can't we call this for what it is?

Radical Icelandic Tourism

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