What did the Icelandic dog say?

Bjork Bjork

A man goes to an Icelandic friend’s funeral and asks the widow:

"Do you mind if I say a word?"

She says: "Please do."

The man clears his throat, gazes at the crowd, and says: "Heimurinn”

The widow smiles and says: "Thanks, that means the world to me.”

What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive?

A Fjord

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I know that "adios" means "bye" in Spanish, "au revoir" is "bye" in French, and "ciao" is "see you later" in Italian, but I've always wondered how you say "bye" in Japanese, Russian, and Icelandic.

I guess you could say I'm bye curious.

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

I read that the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a 'Z' in it.

How do the people there sleep at night?

An Icelander takes a trip to Norway but is worried because he doesn't speak the language.

His friend assures him that this shouldn't be a problem: just speak very slowly and the Norwegians will understand you perfectly fine. Once in Oslo the Icelander goes to a bar and tries to order a beer in very slow Icelandic:

"I... want... a... beer."

The bartender gives him a beer. It...

Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes?

The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.

The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland

Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?

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