What is the difference between a sperm bank and a savings bank?
A savings bank you make a deposit and gain interest, a sperm bank you make a deposit and lose interest.
The CIA lost track of its operative in Ireland “Murphy. ”
The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, “The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning. ” If it’s really him, he’ll answer, “Yes, and for mist at noon as well. ”