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Saving Money Jokes

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Saving money

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into an old school china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. ...

What horror villain is best at saving money?

Pennywise

You may think you're saving money at a self-serve gas station

You're only fueling yourself.

Saving money is easy. I'm working on my second million right now.

Gave up on the first million a long time ago.

Jewish guy runs home from work, panting and trying to catch his breath.

He plops down at the kitchen table, where his wife was cooking dinner.

Wife asks, "What happened Motek? Why are you so exhausted?"

Guy says with a huge smile, "Chooki, instead of taking the bus home from work today, I ran all the way behind it and saved $2.50!"

He was extremely ...

Two Blondes.

Blonde 1: I found a way of saving money.

Blonde 2: How?

Blonde 1: I run behind the bus to work everyday and save $1.50.

Blonde 2: Why don't you run behind a Taxi you would save $10.00.

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An airline joke my 83 YO dad sent me . Slightly NSFW

Dear Airlines:

Dump the male flight Attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the a...

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