Farting under the covers is no longer called a Dutch oven...

It's a free Covid test. If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.

When your astrophysicist girlfriend does a "Dutch Oven" on you to explain gas giants...

...she's not talking about planets.

If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven...

is doing it in the shower a German oven?

Last night I gave my wife a Polish Oven in bed.

It’s like a Dutch Oven, except she’s Jewish.

What's more fun than a Canadian Microwave?

A Dutch Oven.

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Trying to bake a cake, but they keep coming out undercooked and smelling like shit.

That's the last time I use a Dutch oven.

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