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Condensation Jokes

I had some impure water so I boiled the hell out of it and collected the condensation...

Now it’s wholly water

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

PSA: If you have been a cold drink on a hot day…

…you may be entitled to condensation

This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe:

Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Call us today!

Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person?

If so, you may be dew condensation.

Cloud Joke

Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?

It wasn't a cloud.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Mercedes driver

A rich banker just picks up his new set of wheels from the dealership, a 2015 top of the line Mercedes Benz S500 so he decides he'll go for a spin through the city to show it off a bit. He's driving around getting looks from everyone he passes and he feels great when all of a sudden he gets stopped ...

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