I had some impure water so I boiled the hell out of it and collected the condensation...

Now it’s wholly water

If Covid 19 has forced you or a loved one to wear a mask with your glasses,

You may be entitled to condensation.

My new bank is awesome. It's called condensation savings and loan.

They give credit where credit is dew.

If you wear a mask..

You have to face “Condensation “

This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe:

Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Call us today!

Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person?

If so, you may be dew condensation.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Mercedes driver

A rich banker just picks up his new set of wheels from the dealership, a 2015 top of the line Mercedes Benz S500 so he decides he'll go for a spin through the city to show it off a bit. He's driving around getting looks from everyone he passes and he feels great when all of a sudden he gets stopped ...

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