I had some impure water so I boiled the hell out of it and collected the condensation...
Now it’s wholly water
If Covid 19 has forced you or a loved one to wear a mask with your glasses,
You may be entitled to condensation.
If you wear a mask..
You have to face “Condensation “
My new bank is awesome. It's called condensation savings and loan.
They give credit where credit is dew.
This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe:
Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses? You may be entitled to condensation. Call us today!
Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person?
If so, you may be dew condensation.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A rich banker just picks up his new set of wheels from the dealership, a 2015 top of the line Mercedes Benz S500 so he decides he'll go for a spin through the city to show it off a bit. He's driving around getting looks from everyone he passes and he feels great when all of a sudden he gets stopped ...