Sacramental Wine Jokes - 4 Hilarious Sacramental Wine Jokes

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels?

A drunk falls into a hole

He sees a young man walking by, and he calls him over.

"Oy! Laddie! Can you help me get out of here?"

"Who are you?"

"Pastor Jones, from the local Parrish, now help me out, boy!"

"Why are you here?"

"I fell in while taking my afternoon constitutional."

"What...

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A catholic priest is praying

“...I pray you Saint Anne...”

Suddenly the devil appears: “Oh, it’s you again. For Pete’s sake stop calling me if you don’t mean it and at least pronounce my name right.”

The priest shouts: ”Go away satan.”

St. Anne appears: ”You want me to leave you? Gees, at least you could pr...

Peter and Paul were about to graduate seminary together

Best friends Peter and Paul were about to graduate seminary together. While Peter was very smart, Paul had a difficult time with schoolwork, so Peter would let him copy his homework to make sure he could pass his classes.

As the time approached for their interview with the bishop, Pau...

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