Varietal Jokes - 2 Hilarious Varietal Jokes

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Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business?

Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports.

Church

I'm going to start a religious sect for people who love both bible study and varietals of cheddar.

It shall be called The Church of Cheesus Christ.

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