Golf and vino

70 year old Luigi goes to his doctor for an annual check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape Luigi is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

‘I'm Italian and a golfer’ says Luigi, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out go...

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Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.


Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi, how was-a da treep?”

Luigi said, “Everyting was-a perfecto except-a for da train-a ride down.”

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A Roman, a Gaul and a Vandal are all sitting at the bar in a tavern…

Feeling friendly after a few cups of vino, the Roman stands up and says, “Ad Gloriam Romae, I shall share Rome’s glory and buy the next round of drinks!”
The three happily clink mugs and drink together on the Roman’s coin.
Draining his wine, feeling pleasantly fuzzy, the Gaul stands and says, ...

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