Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, 'how the hell do you pronounce that?" The driver says "War-chester", the passanger says, "Nah, its gotta be "wir-ster". They argue a bit and decide that the only way to know for...
Dear friends, it is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess...
A newfie was walking up the wharf with a small lobster in each hand.
He was half way up to his truck when he saw a fishery officer approaching him. "Ha we got ya now buddy, that's a $10000 fine in each hand!" exclaimed the officer. "Naw these aint no ordinary lobsters b'y, dese are me pet lobsters!" George said calmly. "I takes em for a dip here e'ry day ...
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist aske...
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hillbilly guy is eating at a buffet...
a large lady at the next table is wolfing down chicken wings, dipping them into a soup bowl of ranch dressing and shoving them in, right hand, left hand...
suddenly she grabs her throat and starts eeking out a panicked sound and starts turning purple...
the hillbilly jumps up, shoves h...
What do you call an army of toddlers?
*insert cringe here*
Why did Goldilocks go to jail?
She commited porridge-ry
What do you get when you're cut by a katana?
There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went to a doctor in town.
The doc gave to he
"I will not take this sitting down!"