My wife's just walked out on me, saying she cant take any more of my insufferable nit picking.
I think you'll find there's a hyphen in nit-picking.
I'm making a cookie brand called NIT (new incredible taste). It will be shaped like a chocolate chip cookie and will contain a fortune on the bottom.
FortuneNIT for you.
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A woman and her annoying nephew entered a lawn bowling contest.
The sun was out, the grounds had been immaculately prepared and every retiree within city limits had turned out for the event. Pearl had to admit that she was feeling better about the day now that it had finally arrived.
A few weeks ago when her delinquent of a sister had foisted her awful...
My wife said she’d buy her next phone based on how bright the display is...
... but I think that’s just nit-picking
Q: How many managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. At least 4, plus a victim. One to hire the victim to screw it in for them, a second to supervise the victim, a third to start nit-picking about the way the bulb is being screwed, and a fourth to screw the victim by firing him. They take the credit though none of them actually touched the light bu...
My father was hit by a car while he distracted by cleaning lint out of his pocket.
My mother always said it would be his nit-picking that would be the end of him.
A dog walks into a natural history museum
Asking for a piece of the new dinosaur exhibit to prove an important theory
In return the dog offered what looked like a tiny black speck encased in amber
The research assistant was visiting from Ireland and was very much out of his intellectual depth. Not wanting to seem ignorant, the...
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Once after a heavy snowfall i was riding with a female co-worker. The roads had not yet been cleared of snow but we pushed ahead regardless, all the cars following in the same ruts. At the intersection the snowplow passed and left a pile of snow in front of us. We blew through it but it stalled the ...
My wife left me a note saying “I want a divorce,
I’m already seeing someone, you’re not a good husband and I can’t deal with your nitpicking anymore.”
So then I called her and said “Nit-picking has a hyphen in the word.”
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