What do you call some blackbirds in a pub?

A crowbar.

If a bluebird has blue babies and a blackbird has black babies, what kind of bird has no babies?

A swallow.

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Paddy is on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire "

and he is doing rather well. He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The UK host), he has only one life line left....phone a friend.

The question comes: "Which bird does not make a nest?,:

A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo

Pad...

I have this friend who went to Yale.

I have this friend who went to Yale. Maybe you've met him? Really bushy beard, went back to school get a doctorate in sculpture? Anyway. He just gave me his entire collection of carved blackbirds. I was stunned because not only are these some of the most well-crafted sculptures I've ever seen, but h...

An Irishman on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

It's a long 'un.

An Irishman was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and he's doing really well, so well in fact that he is on the final question to win himself a million euro.

The presenter reads the question: "OK Paddy, for one million euro, which of these birds does not live in a ne...

Urologist told me a joke during my vasectomy...

So during my vasectomy it was just me and the younger female doctor in the room. She was talking with me to distract me and said you want to hear a good vasectomy joke? Of course I said yes, not knowing it was going to go this way.

If a Bluebird has blue babies, a blackbird has black babies...

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