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Ryan Reynolds Jokes

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How do you blue-ball Ryan Reynolds?

Call him green lantern right before he cums.

Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby.

After all, he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Ryan Reynolds, Randall Park, Birdy, Daisy Ridley, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Evans, Margot Robbie, Mark Ruffalo, Taylor Swift, and Donald Trump are playing Among Us.

They start by picking a color.

Trump declares he is Orange: “ I will be Orange because that’s my skin color!”

Daisy then adds, “If you wanna ridicule yourself then fine, I’ll pick blue.

Taylor Swift: “Cyan for the sky.”

Mark Ruffalo: “Hulk green, Hulk pick GREEEEEEN!”
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A girl wanted to get some tattoos….

She wanted a tattoo of Ryan Reynolds on the inside of her left upper thigh, and Brad Pitt on her inside upper right thigh. When the tattoo artist was finished, she was not happy with the results. She went out on the street, lifted up her skirt to the first person she saw and demanded to know “who do...

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