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Rubik Jokes

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What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

I just completed a Rubik's Cube in seven seconds.

I dropped it into a tub of paint.

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube

He died on the cross.

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

Americans are the best at solving Rubik’s Cube

They have a long history of sorting and separating colours

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

Life is like a Rubik's cube

If you get one side of it all smooth and organized, you usually mess up all the other sides in the process.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

My colour blind friend is still upset with me.

I thought the Rubik’s cube was a great gift.

My brother has Aspergers. When you give him a Rubik's cube it takes him like 12 seconds to...

... say “Thank you“.

What do Rubik’s cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it’s finished.

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Guurl is that ass a rubiks cube?

Because I just wanna give up and say fuck it.

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What goes click click click...did I get it?... SHIT! click click click...did I get it?... SHIT!...

Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube

What’s the difference between an amateur thief, a professional thief, and a Rubik’s cube?

An amateur thief says “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY” while a professional thief says “Sign here, please.”

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

What lives in Rubik's pants? [nsfw]

Rubik's Pubes.

What goes Click Click, have I done it yet?

A blind man with a Rubiks cube.

Crisis

Once upon a time, JFK had this Rubik's cube that he was extremely fond of. He was also rumored to be having a rather stormy relationship with a woman named Laura (I'll call her Ms. L). JFK went for a walk with his dog ever day between 10 and 11. One day, when he wasn't home, Khrushchev came in, nail...

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Watched a tutorial on how to get your dick stuck in a ceiling fan

Instructions weren't clear, solved a Rubik's cube blindfolded instead.

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