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Rubik Jokes

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What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

I just completed a Rubik's Cube in seven seconds.

I dropped it into a tub of paint.

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

Americans are the best at solving Rubik’s Cube

They have a long history of sorting and separating colours

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

Life is like a Rubik's cube

If you get one side of it all smooth and organized, you usually mess up all the other sides in the process.

Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube

He died on the cross.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

My brother has Aspergers. When you give him a Rubik's cube it takes him like 12 seconds to...

... say “Thank you“.

My colour blind friend is still upset with me.

I thought the Rubik’s cube was a great gift.

What do Rubik’s cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it’s finished.

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Guurl is that ass a rubiks cube?

Because I just wanna give up and say fuck it.

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What goes click click click...did I get it?... SHIT! click click click...did I get it?... SHIT!...

Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube

What’s the difference between an amateur thief, a professional thief, and a Rubik’s cube?

An amateur thief says “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY” while a professional thief says “Sign here, please.”

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

What lives in Rubik's pants? [nsfw]

Rubik's Pubes.

What goes Click Click, have I done it yet?

A blind man with a Rubiks cube.

Crisis

Once upon a time, JFK had this Rubik's cube that he was extremely fond of. He was also rumored to be having a rather stormy relationship with a woman named Laura (I'll call her Ms. L). JFK went for a walk with his dog ever day between 10 and 11. One day, when he wasn't home, Khrushchev came in, nail...

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Watched a tutorial on how to get your dick stuck in a ceiling fan

Instructions weren't clear, solved a Rubik's cube blindfolded instead.

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