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My grandma just walked into my room with a young barista wearing thick rimmed glasses.

I said, โ€œWho is that?โ€

Grandma: Thatโ€™s my hip replacement.

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I'm going to get in a lot of trouble for sitting on the coke rimmed toilet lid

I guess you could really say my ass is on the line this time.

The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around...

that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.Over the years many...

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I don't play basketball

But fuck me I've rimmed some three's in my time

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