My grandma just walked into my room with a young barista wearing thick rimmed glasses.
I said, “Who is that?”
Grandma: That’s my hip replacement.
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I'm going to get in a lot of trouble for sitting on the coke rimmed toilet lid
I guess you could really say my is on the line this time.
The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around...
that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.Over the years many...
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