The class had to write a short, rhyming, two-lines poem as homework.
Lisa stands up and proudly recites :
*Yesterday, my Dad and I we went to town*
*And I got a nice blue bike of my own.*
"That's a lovely poem, Lisa!" says the teacher.
Now it's Timmy's turn. He stands up and recites theatrically :
My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming,
I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!
I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.
It turns out, they were rap scallions.
My friend can't stop rhyming when he speaks.
I think he's Seussophrenic.
The Rhyming Competition
The was a very classy rhyming competition and after a long day of working through the brackets there were only two contestants left. While his opponent waited in a sound-proof room backstage, the defending champion takes the podium. His name is Preston Hughs, a scholar, gentleman, and has many of...
Need some rhyming help!
Hey r/jokes. I need some help making this cute saying work, since you have such a great way with words on this subreddit I figured I'd come here for some help.
So tomorrow a girl that I really like and I are going to the zoo. Her favorite animal is the sharks so naturally I want to take her ...
A local daily ran a competition around Valentine's Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the best enteries:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you messed up my life.
I see your fac...