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Tell me, what is it called when you're in your backyard naked shooting hoops?

Balls in your court.

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Governor Abbot wants to build a border wall with Mexico...

So, after a period of bidding, his team shortlists a few contractors and bring them for an interview with the Governor...


First, a Mexican contractor shows up:

\- Hi, I'm going to charge 1 million dollars for each mile of wall.
\- And how come it's going to be so cheap? ...

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(A little long) There was a man who had just been booked into prison for the first time and was visibly nervous

A veteran inmate who has been there a while saw the newbie and went over and said “Hey, I can tell you’re new here and you’re nervous but prison is alright.”


The newbie responded “yeah?”


“Of course,” responded the vet. “Like for example do you like golfing?”


The new...

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Man Raises a Toast at the Bar

He toasts, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between my wife's legs!" The crowd hoops and hollers and declares that he won Toast of the Night.

Man goes home and says, "Honey! Honey! I won Toast of the Night!"

"That's great dear!" Says his wife. "What did you toast?"

"Here...

New Game

Here's a new game we can all play!

You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman

I call it

Croquette Crockett Croquet

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street

... when they happen across a basketball court full of twelve-year-old boys shooting hoops. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you want to go screw those kids?" And the rabbi replies with a shrug, "Out of what?!"

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