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Restrooms Jokes

I heard Taco Bell is renaming their restrooms.

They're now called "The Fast" and "The Furious".

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The color palette of most public restrooms in public beaches and forests is on the depressing earth-tones and brown side…

…I mean, shit.

Restrooms.

Why are they called "restrooms" if I'm not even allowed to sleep on the floor?

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I hate using public restrooms...

... because there always seems to be an asshole nearby.

When I'm in public I always like to use the women's restrooms instead of the mens.

It's always quieter in the women's restroom, especially when they know I'm in there...

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A gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed t...

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

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