Bathhouse Jokes

I bought some sake. And some more. And was it vodka? Or martini. Definitely something with L in the name. And some sake. I saw other patrons turned into pigs, a bartender dragon flying around and a guy turning into a polluted river in the bathhouse. I was very much spirited away.

A priest and a rabbi who are friends meet up at a bathhouse/mikvah situation and spend the afternoon chatting inside. Finally it’s time to go, but they find that their clothes are missing from where they disrobed!

The priest says to the rabbi, “Don’t worry, I have a plan!” He covers his penis... read more

One goes to Israel and the other goes to Germany. One year later, they get together.

"Moishe, I really love Israel. I live in Haifa, I opened up my own shop, the weather is nice, and everybody speaks my language. What more can I ask for?" His friend replies:

"You know, Abram, I'm not d... read more