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Inspired by a church sign that read “Tell someone that they matter”

I pulled my daughter aside and said to her in my most sincere voice: “Unlike energy, you occupy space and possess rest mass.”

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What is a neutrino's favorite holiday song?

"Have yourself a very little rest mass."

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