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A scientist was walking on the street during hot summer day.

"Damn, it's hot" he complained.

"Tell me about it" said the Sun above.

Scientist was surprised.

"Wow! Sound propagation through space!"

The politician, 1913

He was a young man - a candidate for an agricultural constituency - and he was sketching in glowing color to the audience of rural voters the happy life the laborers would lead under an administration for the propagation of sweetness and light.

"We have not yet three acres and a cow, but it w...

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