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What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common?

Speculative execution

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One secret policeman asks another, β€œWhat do you think of the regime?” ...

Nervously, the second policeman replies, β€œThe same as you, comrade.” At that point the first one pulls out handcuffs and says, β€œIn that case, it is my duty to arrest you.”

Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you w...

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