I TRIED Chris Hemsworth’s workout regimen.

It works. I was really Thor for theveral days..

What was Jesus' workout regimen?

CrossFit

What is Jesus Christ's favourite fitness regimen?

CrossFit

A high-school girls soccer team hires a new coach, Coach Bill. When Coach Bill is hired the girls are in last place.

Coach Bill starts a whole new regimen for practices, including new workouts, new drills and after 2 weeks of this he introduces a new herbal supplement he asks the girls to start taking daily.

A week later the girls win their first game of the season. Then another one, and another one... In f...

A 32 year old Florida man has died after overdosing on his homeopathic regimen.

He forgot to take his pills.


Credit to the great James Randi

This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky poo.

I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.

A man's mother was having back problems.

He took her to the doctor, who upon inspection told her that she just needed to get some regular stretching done, and prescribed a private yoga tutor. The mother was very much against this idea at first, and the son was skeptical as well, but after some convincing by the doctor, they agreed to give ...

Woman gets test results for her husband from the doctor

Doctor: Well, ma'am, your husband can live a long and healthy life, but we have to observe a strict regimen for him, or he won't. First, no agitation. His heart doesn't take that well, so you have to speak quietly and softly to him, don't require him to make any hasty moves, don't wake him rudely an...

Say what you want about Russian Athletes

But their training regimen is pretty dope

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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)

1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."


2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...

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