Coup Jokes - 67 Hilarious Coup Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

"coup coup"

Why does a Chicken Coup only have two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a Chicken Sedan

What’s the difference between Brazil and the USA?

About 1500 arrests within 48 hours of an attempted coup.

Breaking News: Coup Underway - Trump takes control of senate and declares martial law!

Oh wait... That was Palpatine.
False alarm.

Why do chicken coups have 2 doors ?

If they had 4, they would be chicken sedans.

So a guy finally got back his stolen Honda Prelude .... but the thief tried to turn it into a sedan... a 4 door Prelude.

His wife walks by the garage a couple days later, him and his brother have all 4 doors off, husband is trying to weld off the extra hinges.

She asks the brother, "Why is he putting all this work into it?"

The brother replies, "He's trying to recoup his loss".

Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan.

(Some joke I posted on FB years ago before I understood the point of social media.)

There was a military coup in Turkey. Guess you could say there was a coup...

... in the coop.

What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?

Chicken tenders.

Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?

Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.

Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear

Did Greece help?

Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....

....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

What do you call a bunch of chickens in a two-doored car trying to overthrow the government?

A coop coupe coup.

My ex got sent to jail for plotting a radical socialist coup.

Guess I should have...

Paid attention to the red flags.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What is it called when a group of drug addicts overthrow the government?

A high coup

What’s Donald Trump’s favorite bird?

Pigeon, they’re always saying coup coup coup.

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A man meets a strange woman on a train in a sleeping coupe.

After a few awkward moments they make an arrangement that the woman will sleep on the top bunk and the man will sleep on the bottom bunk.

In the middle of the night, the woman gets up and prods the man to wake him up.

"Please, sir, I'm sorry for bothering you, but could you ask the con...

A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?

It's called a pseudo-coup.

Why did Kim Jong Un kill all the owls in North Korea?

Because they all kept repeating "Coup, Coup."

I don't trust pidgeons

Because I'm afraid they would attempt a Coup

Call of Duty

Military Coup Edition trending in Moscow.

An officer pulls over a man and a woman for driving their late-model Mercedes coupe 20 miles per hour over the posted speed limit.

The officer approaches the car, seeing an affluent-looking late-50s gentleman behind the wheel and a striking woman at least 20 years younger—and bearing a diamond on her left ring finger worth at least a year of the officer's salary—in the passenger seat.

"I stopped you because you were goin...

Did you hear about the pigeons at the Kremlin?

They keep saying "coup.... coup".

Do you think America's gone nuts?

Nah. They've gone coup coup.

Did you hear about the drug addict who overthrew the government with 17 syllables?

He staged a high coup.

Socialism sounds great in theory...

But in practice, you just gonna get couped by the CIA.

What's a 3 line poem that overthrows a government?

A Hai-coup

Where do revolutionary chickens live?

The chicken coup!

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Did you hear about the Japanese poet who smoked a boatload of opium and overthrew the shogun?

They called it a high coup.

Why doesn't the Government let chickens build their own houses?

Because they'll make a coup.

Original... hopefully

What is Donald’s favorite car style ?

A Coupe

A group of revolutionaries hired a Swiss watch maker to build a clock that would chime when the overthrow began.

And the worlds first Coup Coup Clock was born...

What do you call it when the floor staff at a chicken processing facility take over the business without the owner's permission?

A coup de coop.

Nice to see America keeping its tradition

Of launching a coup in a third world country.

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Ladies' Night

A neighborhood bar held a special "Ladies Night" for all the women in the neighborhood, offering them a chance to meet and talk and enjoy a few drinks.

One evening, after leaving the bar, two women decided to walk off their drinks. Their route home that night took them through a cemetery. As ...

Recently Trump was asked if likes riding in the presidential Limo or the Sedan

He said he actually prefers driving a coup

So a KGB inspector goes to visit a Siberian prison to check on the inmates in their cells.

First he goes to the first cell and asks the inmate "why were you arrested?" The inmate replies him "My watch was always 10 minutes late and thus i was always late for work so they assumed that i was late because i was planning a coup".
He then proceeds to go to the second cell and asks the inmat...

How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon?

They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"

These Covid travel restrictions are getting a bit much..

.. things are so bad, the US had to organise a coup at home!

If chickens took over a country's armed forces

Would it be a chicken coup?

TIL a modern artist created a stringed instrument out of a tree branch that was only to be played in the event of the government being overthrown.

It was a coup-stick.

What do France and a pigeon have in common?

Every 5 minutes, there is a coo (coup)

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What has happened when the weeds take over your lawn?

A coup de grass.

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A farmer goes to collect his chickens’ eggs. As he reaches for them, the chickens suddenly all whip out tiny guns.

“Whoa, whoa. How did you hide all those guns in this henhouse?”
The head chicken responds, “We’ve had enough of your shit, farmer. This is a coup.”

A little son asks his father what a communism is...

...and the father starts explaining:

"Well, son, once upon a time there was this man named Lenin, except his real name was Uljanov. He had a friend named Stalin, except he wasn't his friend and his name was Dzugashvili. They started the October revolution, except it wasn't a revolution, it wa...

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A greek and an Irish were comparing their heritages.

"We built the pantheon, along with the Temple of Apollo", said the Greek.

"Aye, 'twas the Irish the discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices", replied the Irish.

"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."

"Granted, but was the Irish who built the first tim...

I used to own a henhouse

But the chickens staged a coup

What do you call it when white supremacists take over the government?

Coup klux klan

I just wanted to share some exciting news! Today I was the unexpected high bidder in an auction for the worlds best sounding pigeon...

It is quite a coup!

A farm boy comes down to eat some breakfast

On the table, is bacon, eggs and a huge glass of milk. However, before the boy could have anything, his mom demanded that he take out the garbage.

Angry at the world, the boy goes outside to take the garbage. On his way back inside, he stops at the pig pen, and kicks a pig in anger. He stops ...

Why can't pigeons have a military?

Because the risk of a coup is too high

What do you call it when one kindergartener beats up another kindergartener to become class president?

A coup d'tot.

My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg

But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe

Mob of Pot Smokers Overthrowing Government:

"This is a high coup!"

Did you hear about the little bird that took over his clock by force?

It was a cuckoo coup.

There are so many pigeons in major US cities

I wonder if they are planning a coup.

If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables...

... is it a Hai-coup?

Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...

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Playing Trucker

A little boy is sitting on the curb in front of his house. His mother is watching him from the house. As she watches him, he reaches in his pocket, takes out some M&Ms, eats them, grabs the cat sitting next to him and bites its ear. Then he stands up, slides down the curb a little, and sits down...

Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?

Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cus that's where he parked his coupe.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

I've heard of chicken coops..

.. but never a turkey coup.

A drunken man walks onto a coffee shop

- Do you have iced coffee?
- No sir. We don't.
- Ok then, says the drunken man.

Then he gets on his way. 15min later he comes again.

- Do you have iced coffee?
- No sir. We don't. I told you before.
- Sorry about that, says the drunken man.

Then he gets on his way. ...

I thought turkeys gobble.

It's doves that coup, right?

What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop.

A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.

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