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Pilates Jokes

Why did the pirate go to a pilates class ?

To get some Booty

Pilates > Crossfit.

Just ask Pontius and Jesus.

What kind of exercise did the ancient Romans do?

Pontius Pilates

Jesus is a regular at my yoga class

Pilates screwed him up real bad but he keeps coming back

What was Jesus's least favourite exercise class?

Pontius Pilates.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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