Hey, could somebody remind me how to increase the hertz rate to my monitor?

I need a quick refresher.

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Buttcheeks

At the top of the hour, little Adam asks the grade 3 teacher "Is 'buttcheeks' one word? ..... Or should I spread them?"

Before the teacher could snort, little Brian chips in: "I know, I know! There should always be a colon in the middle! Am I right? "

The teacher shakes her head: "Loo...

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[NSFW] A retired polish porn star moves to America with his family.

He eventually gets to old to live by himself during the days no one is there so they find him a home. His son asked him, "how are they treating you, are you enjoying it?"

"Yes!" He replied, "They treat everyone here with much respect! Tom down the hall was a doctor and they still call him Dr...

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Topical Joes (5/13)

Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.

First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad.
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Little Johnny in Sunday School

A Sunday school teacher think his students might need a refresher on Jesus, so he asks the class, "Do you know Jesus is?"

Steven raises his hand and says "Jesus is in Heaven."

Mary answers "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny raises his hand and jumps up and down and blurts out, "H...

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