Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics
Interviewer: Could you give me an example?
Me: Yes I could
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Did you hear about the guy who was aroused by semantics?
He got off on a technicality.
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I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading
Technically it's called organ harvesting, but that's just semantics
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Comedy is just....
Some antics with semantics
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and asks for a shot of whiskey
The bartender asks him, "what is that thing and why's it in my bar?"
"That's my pet," the man replies. "He follows me everywhere and we both love a good drink."
Sighing, the bartender decides he doesn't have time to argue the semantics of bringing animals into bars and pours two shots,...
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I hate people who get hung up on small things
You could say I'm Anti-Semantics
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