Did you hear about the guy who was aroused by semantics?
He got off on a technicality.
Not too sure I got the job....
Interview I had for a job: "What's your greatest weakness?" "Interpreting semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics." "Could you give an example?" "Yes, I could."
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Jewish grammar nazis
Personally I'm anti-semantics
I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading
Technically it's called organ harvesting, but that's just semantics
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and asks for a shot of whiskey
The bartender asks him, "what is that thing and why's it in my bar?"
"That's my pet," the man replies. "He follows me everywhere and we both love a good drink."
Sighing, the bartender decides he doesn't have time to argue the semantics of bringing animals into bars and pours two shots,...
At an interview interviewer asks a question:
- Can you tell me about some of your weaknesses? - I understand semantics of questions but not their meanings - What do you mean by that? - Exactly that.
Comedy is just....
Some antics with semantics
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A drunk notices that one of his fellow regulars is really stepping up his one night stand game as of late so he goes up to him and asks how he's doing it.
The drunk slurs "heyy mate, I've been notishing that you are shagging allotta women lately. It's almost like 50 pershent of the babes end up leaving with you. You gotta tell me your *hic secret". The guy thinks for a second and looks the drunk up and down. He tells the drunk "I will tell you my secr...
I hate people who get hung up on small things
You could say I'm Anti-Semantics
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