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Semantics Jokes

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes I could

Did you hear about the guy who was aroused by semantics?

He got off on a technicality.

I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading

Technically it's called organ harvesting, but that's just semantics

Comedy is just....

Some antics with semantics

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and asks for a shot of whiskey

The bartender asks him, "what is that thing and why's it in my bar?"

"That's my pet," the man replies. "He follows me everywhere and we both love a good drink."

Sighing, the bartender decides he doesn't have time to argue the semantics of bringing animals into bars and pours two shots,...

I hate people who get hung up on small things

You could say I'm Anti-Semantics

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