(LONG) Man walks into bakery, picks out a few loaves of bread, then heads to check-out.
(been a while since I've seen this repost, bear with me) The clerk is a healthy young lady, and she starts ringing him up. He's been wanting to branch out in his breakfast routine, and asks if she has any recommendations. She points to the top shelf behind her, and says that she really likes th...
Applied for a job today and they asked for three letters of recommendation
So I replied "Easy! R, E and K!"
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position
as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales...
Wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend & need recommendations...
... on how to get a girlfriend.
Your momma is soooo fat.....
she violates the social distance recommendations all by herself!
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I asked my neighbor for some new porn site recommendations.
Apparently, he didn't stay up to date since we installed our CCTV.
A man walks into a bar...
There’s only him, the barman and a guy about a foot high playing the piano. ‘What you want to drink?’ Asks the barman. ‘ any recommendations?’ replies the guy. ‘ we have genie beer, you get a free wish when you open the bottle’ So the guy gets one, opens the bottle and asks for a million...
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