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Recommendation Jokes

If you adjust your posture based on someone's recommendation,

Do you stand corrected?

I got a recommendation from Pops on a TV series to watch

After watching it I can say it indeed was a jolly good show

I need a recommendation for a good breakfast wine.

Something that would compliment baloney pancakes - or a nice Cheetos frittata.

(Bonus points if I can make it myself in the bathtub.)

My friend wanted a scary movie recommendation

I suggested An Inconvenient Truth

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Today's Recommendation

A pretty blonde decides to have a facelift for her 40th birthday. She spends $20,000 and feels pretty good about the results as she now looks so much younger and sexier. On her way home, she stops at a news-stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the salesgirl, “I hope you don’t mind m...

An employee who was being let go for poor performance asked his boss to help him out with a letter of recommendation

The boss didn't want to refuse, but he was too honest to lie. So he wrote: "You will be very fortunate to get John to work for you!"

As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat.

Goodbye Tumblr!

The recommendation to self-isolate by governments feels like we were all given a group project and so far the progress seems similar to a typical group project.

The minority is doing most of the work while everyone else does whatever they want.

Wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend & need recommendations...

... on how to get a girlfriend.

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and w...

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