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If you adjust your posture based on someone's recommendation,

Do you stand corrected?

An employee who was being let go for poor performance asked his boss to help him out with a letter of recommendation

The boss didn't want to refuse, but he was too honest to lie. So he wrote: "You will be very fortunate to get John to work for you!"

I got a recommendation from Pops on a TV series to watch

After watching it I can say it indeed was a jolly good show

The recommendation to self-isolate by governments feels like we were all given a group project and so far the progress seems similar to a typical group project.

The minority is doing most of the work while everyone else does whatever they want.

I need a recommendation for a good breakfast wine.

Something that would compliment baloney pancakes - or a nice Cheetos frittata.

(Bonus points if I can make it myself in the bathtub.)

I was given a book recommendation recently. The book was titled “When the Pandemic will End”

Written by Sue Nora Layter

My friend wanted a scary movie recommendation

I suggested An Inconvenient Truth

As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat.

Goodbye Tumblr!

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The Pickled Penis

An attractive young lady had recently lost her husband to illness, and while she wasn’t ready to engage in another relationship quite yet, she was certainly missing sex. So, to fill this need, she decided to visit a sex shop and purchase a toy.

As she has never in her life used a toy, she ask...

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Today's Recommendation

A pretty blonde decides to have a facelift for her 40th birthday. She spends $20,000 and feels pretty good about the results as she now looks so much younger and sexier. On her way home, she stops at a news-stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the salesgirl, “I hope you don’t mind m...

Wanna watch a movie with my girlfriend & need recommendations...

... on how to get a girlfriend.

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Our marriage guidance counselor offers a 24 hour SMS advice service

It's difficult to decipher some of his typos and auto-corrects, but his recommendation for a suck-sex-full relationship was spot on!

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