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December 31st of this year will be Ramones day.

When 2020 has 24 hours to go.

How many Ramones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1-2-3-4!

What do you name a dyslexic Roman?

Ramon

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What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute?

Hi ho, lets go.

TIL Out of boredom and to create more band chemistry early in their careers, the Ramones used to go on single's cruises together around New York harbour looking to pick up chicks.

They wanted to be sea dated.

Two Mexican Brothers

So two brothers, Ramon and Emelio, escape from a prison deep in the Mexican desert. They run for days and days through the hot and and the heat begins to take its toll. They are getting hungrier and thirstier and, all in all, more and more exhausted.
Suddenly, Ramon collapses. He looks up, reach...

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