Why did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself?

Because he had low self Epstein.

What do Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Ate dead people.

Jeffrey and Hillary were both patients at a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jeffrey suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Hillary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jeffrey out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Hillary's ...

What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

They don’t hang themselves.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to that Prisoner who killed him?

I eat guys like you for breakfast.

If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning

Imagine how surprised he must have been.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar...

...and walk right out because it's 18+

Why did Jeffrey Epstein's English teacher fail him?

Because he never finished his sentences...

Why was CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin jacking off on a Zoom call?

Because last month they switched over from WebEx.

Hillary Clinton is giving a lesson about the world at a gifted-student primary school in New York

After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.

"Kenny," he says.

"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.

"I have four questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? Second -...

Jeffrey Dahmer and Armie Hammer are eating Ronald McDonald

Armie asks, "does this taste funny to you?" Jeffrey responds, "I think it's ginger."

Did you hear that Bill Clinton got on Jeffrey Epstein's plane 25 times......

and got off 50 times.

I’m gonna dress up as Jeffrey Epstein for Halloween and crash some parties

I just really don’t wanna hang by myself

What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?

Heads and Shoulders.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer call the guy that ran from him?

Fast food.

Jeffery Dahmer visits his optometrist.

Doc says, ”you should never rub your eyes”.

Jeffrey contemplates.

One of the last things Jeffrey Epstein said to the guards was - "high five!"

But they just left him hanging

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet visitors with a handshake.

If you are surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide

Imagine how surprised he might have been.

How did CNN react to Jeffrey Epstein's death?

Fake noose!

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Bernie Sanders, Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar

Hillary Clinton: "This is the worst game of fuck, marry, kill I've ever played."

Bill Cosby walks out of prison...

..and gets on a bus, and rides it to a long rock wall. Next to a big oak, he finds a letter.

He follows it to Mexico, where he finds Jeffrey Epstein working on his boat.

I've decided to become a professional Jeffrey Epstein impersonator, don't try to talk me out of it!

I know it is career suicide.

I heard that Jeffrey Epstein never wanted to be rich and famous.

All he ever wanted was to settle down and have kids.

Jeffrey Epstein worked on the upcoming "Cuties" movie

He was an executed producer

What is Jeffrey Epstein’s favorite killstreak in Call of Duty?

The Predator Missile.

What were Jeffrey Epstein's last words?

But I dont want to commit suicide

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I'm surprised Jeffrey Epstein's victims weren't more suspicious of his co-conspirator.

I mean, if someone told me I had to go to Jizz Lane to get $200, I'd be a little more reluctant.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein bad at races?

He always comes in a little behind

I met Jeffrey Epstein once. It was only a brief interaction, but I can recall that I offered him some cheddar cheese and he didn't like it.

I think it was too mature for him.

What do you call reports that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t actually hang himself but instead was murdered?

Fake noose.

Why would Jeffrey Epstein make a bad musician?

Because he would spend all day fingering A Minor

How do you know when its time for bed in Jeffrey Epstine house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Alan Dershowitz has defended O.J. Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump

The stabber, the nabber, and the grabber

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Qasem Soleimani have in common?

Neither killed themselves

BREAKING : Prison guard responsible for watching Jeffrey Epstein killed in tragic house fire

Time of death was 11:26am, tomorrow.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and a Whiskey Connoisseur?

Only one thinks it gets better with age.

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Jeffrey Epstein may be going to Hell...

But he still got his 72 virgins.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?

The ornaments can be rehung again next year.

Remembering the life of Jeffrey Epstein...

He touched so many. He will surely be missed.

Jeffrey Epstein plays mmo for...

Sui side quests.

If I have to see one more Jeffrey Epstein joke I'm literally gonna kill myself

Unlike Epstein who as we all know was murdered

Jeffrey Epstein went to hell

Jeffrey Epstein went to hell after his death and met the devil who told him what his punishment is going to be.

"You see these people lined up with boxing gloves? You will be made to spread your legs so that they can hit you below the belt. I am surprised many have volunteered. You must have ...

Jeffrey Epstein dies and goes to Hell.

Satan sees him at the gates.

Satan yells "Hey Jeff, how's it hanging?"

A news story had been reported about Jeffrey Dahmer after his capture about what was found in his shower... did you hear what they found!?

Head[s] and shoulders.

Ted Bundy asks Jeffrey Dahmer you got any ice cream in the freezer?

Nah, just Ben and Jerry Jeffrey replies.

Why did Jeffrey Epstein love Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven?

...Cause it's in A minor.

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How do you know Jeffrey Epstein converted to Islam?

He was promised 72 virgins in the afterlife and he just couldn’t wait.

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I am currently investigating a possible link between Jeffrey Epstein and Osama Bin Ladin.

I mean where else would Bin Laden get the 72 virgins he was always talking about?

Honestly, I found what happened to Jeffrey Epstein really sad...

So many powerful friends that could have helped and, instead, they all let him hang out to die.

I must say I'm shocked by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide.

How did he get the noose around his chin?

The GP calls Jeffrey into his office.

Jeffrey says: ‘I slept with my girlfriend’s sister and I’m afraid I have an STD.’

‘Don’t worry’ says the doctor ‘we all make mistakes.’

Yeah I know but that’s not the biggest problem, I think I passed on to my girlfriend.’

‘Dammit so now we all have it!!’

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What do Jeffrey Epstein's testicles look like?

Silly question, even a child knows that.

What does Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both make the kids go “oh no”

What was Jeffrey Epstein humming before dying?

"All the right moves", One Republic

What was Jeffrey Epstein's Minecraft Server called?

Miner's Welcome.

How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar

They keep body parts in there trunk

What were Jeffrey Epstein's last words?

"The encryption codes are hidden behind the Dali painting in the guest bathroom. Hey, I told you what you wan...."

Say what you will about Jeffrey Epstein,

he always drove slower than the speed limit around schools.

What is your most inappropriate, sickest comment on Jeffrey Epstein?

*He died just the way he liked his girls, gagging.*

Why does Jeffrey Epstein only date 23 year olds

Because there's 20 of them.

Attorney General Barr released a summary of Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy findings...

They found no evidence of contusion.

Jeffrey Dahmer once sent me a dinner invitation

But the offer was a me steak.

How do you get Jeffrey Epstein to install a light bulb?

Tell him it's 12yo and he will screw it.

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So apparently Jeffrey Epstein owns a couple of the Virgin Islands...

Guess we’ll just have to call them the Islands from now on.

Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey Dahmer tapes...

...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.

You know one the main reasons Jeffrey Dahmer got caught was because his freezer stopped working and the smell became so bad the neighbors were complaining.

The cops came to his door and said "We heard you were keeping a bunch of spoiled brats in here"

Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.

He preferred men toes.

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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was a smoker...

They found a pile of butts behind his couch.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite fruit?

Chopped Dates

Rich people use their money and infleunce to avoid standing trials about their crimes

Jeffrey Epstein learnt this the hard way

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer move to a larger apartment?

He needed more leg room.

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

The Trophy Maker (OC - long)

Old Rick Giuseppe was a fifth-generation trophy maker – like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and great great great grandfather before him. Alas, Old Rick Giuseppe’s wife had died a few years ago, and the man lived in solitude, apart from a cat named Jeffery, who was his late wife’s belove...

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner.

Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".

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Jeffrey vs. Clown (long)

Jeffrey is a young man growing up in a small, mid-century town. He's a sensitive, bookish type, but overall Jeffrey is a nice guy with a good heart. One day, the circus comes to town. Having nothing else to do (as there was no internet or video games in that time), Jeffrey decides to buy a ticket....

The CDC said to refrain from hand shakes.

Jeffrey Dahmer immediately bummed as he turns off the blender

Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT.

He had the body of a much younger man.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

A 15 year old boy turns 16 tomorrow.

He asks his mom for a brand new car so he can drive around, but his mon tells him that if he wants his own car, he'd have to work for it and get it himself.

The mom leaves for work the next morning, and when she comes back that night she sees all the street lights in her cul-de-sac covered in...

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

My friend asked me how much money it'd take to sleep with the person I hate the most

I had to remind them that Jeffrey Epstein is dead.

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An 18 year-old Italian girl missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Fer...

Name 3 things that don't hang themselves

Pictures, Drywall and Jeffrey Epstein

News: The CDC has advised no handshakes at this time.

Jeffrey Dahmer: “AWW...” ** STOPS BLENDER* *

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