Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019...

I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with the second place finisher at the Daytona 500?

They both came in a little behind.

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